Gameday

Here we all are (Mom, Dad, Uncle Michael and my second cousin Jack) before the big game. Someone forget to tell Jack to get his Horns up (though I suspect Jack was rooting against Mack Brown because he kept telling me that Coach Brown was a mental midget compared to the likes of some guys named 'R.C. Slocum' and 'Wayne Fontes.') Well, if Jack knows so much about football, how come he lost both his bets to his little brothers Zach and Adam? By the way, someone forgot to tell the Longhorn football team to put their Horns up. Does Jack have the number for Coaches Slocum and Fontes . . .