My Old Lady

Alright look, I'm going to come right out and say it: I have a very attractive mother. I don't want y'all reading too much into the comment. Despite the fact that I've only got semi-developed eyes and I've never met another human being, I think she's really good looking, don't you?

My Boys

Next to the gliding chair, which my father assembled (I bring this up not out of pride but as a clear warning to avoid sitting in it, that man can barely assemble a glass of water....), you'll notice my pals. Since Daddy has his own doll collection, Mom says I could have some friends of my own.

My Digs

This is where I'll be sleeping. Note to all guests, the guest bedroom has been merged with the office. What can I say? Would you really want to share a room with me, with all the crying screaming and (if I take after my mother) snoring?

A Fellow Sioux

This is my new best friend, George Eastland. Besides thinking he's hot snot for being born first, he's the best friend a fetus like me could ask for. Additionally, he's my Godbrother, which makes him the Johnny Fontaine to my Sonny Corleone.

Women Be Talkin'!

My aunt nerds hosted a great shower for Momma yesterday. I got tons of neat stuff and had my first petit four...then I had about twenty more after that. All in all, it was probably one of the best days I've had so far here on the inside.