Nice, huh? To tell you the truth I was kind of hoping for a racecar bed myself, but you do what you have to in order to get some sleep, know what I mean? Give me a ring some time (notice the phone by the bed). Just know it may have to ring a few thousand times - just enough for me to either roll over and pick it up or cry my head off until some one can pick me up and carry me to the phone.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Just Kidding
FOOLED YA! Actually, this is the most comfortable bed I've ever rested my bald head in. My folks stayed at the Stephen F. Austin Hotel in downtown Austin this past weekend while we were in town for my Grandma's birthday. What great kids my folks are, they made my grandma pay for a hotel on her birthday - good thing birthdays only come once a year (so I'm told - the concept of a year is a bit beyond my scope), they sound pretty expensive with kids like my parents...
I just told them they ate like birds, that's all
... and I was being sarcastic. These two, along with my Mommy, thought they were still in High School after wolfing down about three pounds of fajitas, queso, rice and beans from Mama Ninfa's. I guess a little compliment can go a long way; so, with that in mind: To all my female fans reading this blog today, you all look like you've lost some weight, have y'all been working out?
Gameday
Here we all are (Mom, Dad, Uncle Michael and my second cousin Jack) before the big game. Someone forget to tell Jack to get his Horns up (though I suspect Jack was rooting against Mack Brown because he kept telling me that Coach Brown was a mental midget compared to the likes of some guys named 'R.C. Slocum' and 'Wayne Fontes.') Well, if Jack knows so much about football, how come he lost both his bets to his little brothers Zach and Adam? By the way, someone forgot to tell the Longhorn football team to put their Horns up. Does Jack have the number for Coaches Slocum and Fontes . . .
I don't want to stop and smell the roses!
With all due respect to my great aunt Prissy, I was in no mood for life lessons. She kept telling me to sniff the flowers but I had other things to do, plus there was pollen, perhaps a bee, thorns - it was a nightmare. My first Thanksgiving, however, was incredible. Everything was so fun and the food (from what I could smell) was delicious (of all the delicious vegetables offered I got to have some Gerber's creamed peas). I also got to meet my first Cincinnati Bengal, and I have to admit I wasn't that impressed, I don't really see what my Dad and Mom see in that team. Based on one case, granted, they appear to be as big of losers off the field as on it.
Gettin' Cozy
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
HIIII-YAAAAHHHH
KICK OR TREAT!!!
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Anna Lee is F-I-N-E!!!!
...and this is Anna Lee at the hospital
She was born on October 17th and weighed in at 8 lbs, 11 ozs. Mommy, Daddy, and I went to see her at the hospital on Friday, but no one could tell who the little girl was because I started crying when my parents gave her some of the all-encompassing attention that is supposed to go to me. We left soon after. Mission accomplished.
I was telling Unlce Michael a very interesting story about how I enjoy my milk warm, but not too warm and he seemed like he was paying close attention, but now I think he may have been looking over my shoulder at the television the whole time. I won't tolerate that kind of subterfuge next time we're together.
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Boy, is that a panty on your head?
I have decided that my wardrobe is not "hard" enough. I have added a fly cap to the mix that is really giving me a bad boy rap at daycare. The ladies are throwing themselves at me...it's too easy.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Monday, September 3, 2007
Thank God for Jimmy Hoffa...
...or whoever came up with this great thing called Labor Day. This picture shows how I intend to spend my day, so there's no time for my witty "observations," only time for lovin' on Mommy. She's a needy broad, isn't she? Anyway, please enjoy some pics from our great weekend in Frisco, Texas with the cousins.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
REUNITED and it feels so good!
Me and Mommy started school this week - me in day care and Mom back at Woodlake Hills Middle School (Dad starts next week). So when 4 O'clock rolls around and she comes to pick me up, needless to say it is a passionate reunion. Here we are hours later and I can't let go of my favorite person in the whole world (apologies to Daddy and RickyRoy - tied for a close second).
TEXAS! FIGHT! TEXAS! FIGHT!
It's 6:30 a.m., me, Mommy and Daddy are ready to see the 2007 version of the Texas Longhorns at the annual Orange / White Scrimmage at DKR Memorial Stadium (my folks are too cheap to purchase season tickets so we only visit when it's free). Say Dad, it looks like bad weather outside, maybe you should check to make sure the game's still a go.....
"Cancelled due to rain"
Here we are once we found out that the Orange / White Scrimmage had been cancelled [probably by Greg Davis]. Can you spot the baby in this picture? Geez, Dad, it was just a practice. As the great Allen Iverson once said "We talkin' about practice - not, not a game, but practice!" I wonder how Dad'll take it when I inform him that I want to play football for USC in eighteen years? (PS I'm just joking, I'll be a Longhorn, of course - I just like to get the old man all riled up.)
Can you have a "Baby" shower without a Baby?
I drive in all the way from San Antone for Ben and Shannon's "Baby Shower" only to find out that I'm not invited! Does this confuse anyone else? I was expecting to get showered with gifts, instead the party went on without me. Well, the jokes on everyone who attended, my grandmother and Pop-Pop Greg showered me with affection the entire evening. I did hear that the lasagna was delicious, all I had was milk, again....
Admit it, this is what you visit the site for
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Somebody Learned How to Smile
Pop-Pop's Monkey Scares Me
That's More Like It
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