Now, give me a minute - you are who again?

Look, cut me some slack - I've only been around a couple of minutes and I'm already the most popular kid in the hospital. I had a lot of visitors and if I spat up on any of you I apologize.

And they say I cry a lot.....

I met this guy after the doctors woke him up after fainting. He seems like a real hero......

Awww, Mom ... people are going to see us....

Let me tell you folks, this here is one amazing lady, especially to be kissing on me after what I put her through. I gotta tell you, knowing she's there for me has really gotten me through the past 54 hours....

What are you going to do?

You know, sometimes you just have to shrug your shoulders and role with the punches. So I spit up on my baseball shirt, so what - life goes on....

Extreme Close-Up

Here I am just soaking it all in with my baby-blues (now, the doctors say we won't know what color my eyes will be until about six weeks). Pardon me if I appear a bit wide-eyed, it's been a pretty intense couple of days....

Homeward Bound

Here's me in the last moments of my stay at the hospital.

Ladies! Please, there's plenty of grandson to go around!

I don't recommend gettin' caught between two loving grandmas, it can get pretty fierce! I'm just kiddin', here are my beautiful grandmothers, Marion and Ann Louise.

Happy [Grand]fathers Day!

This here's my grandpa, Greg - my daddy's daddy. I got to celebrate fathers day with my daddy, who got to celebrate it with his daddy.

Lockin' Horns with My Punker

This here's my grandpa, Tim - my momma's daddy. He drove in from Houston to hang.

All my Rowdy Friends

This friend thing is a piece of cake. While I've been sitting here, upside down, kicking Mommy's ribs, I've slowly been accumulating a boatload of buddies. My cousin Chase (unpictured) was born the other day, adding my overall first cousin total to six. Speaking of cousins, here is guy that I am very excited to meet. His name is Gus Frazer and he lives in Tallahassee with my Uncle Kevin and Aunt Madolyn. I'm told we'll get to go to camp together, so Miss Becky, get the PB&J ready because we're going to be raising some hell together cousin-style in the dining hall.

This guy is kind of a hero of mine and I plan to learn a lot of important things, like cussing, from him someday. He is the original blogger, Owen Frazer.

This is my new friend, Jack Kaplan. He's one of my Houston friends, so I foresee several afternoons of horseshoes at the West Alabama Ice House that turn into Astros games in our future.

Yeah, I've got some upperclassman friends too. This is Colsen Huthmacher and he's a big boy. I'm not bragging because I hang out with older people, but actually, I kind of am.

And this hot little number is Anna Lee De Leon. I know she doesn't look like much right now, but something tells me I should look her up in 18 or so years.

My Old Lady

Alright look, I'm going to come right out and say it: I have a very attractive mother. I don't want y'all reading too much into the comment. Despite the fact that I've only got semi-developed eyes and I've never met another human being, I think she's really good looking, don't you?

My Boys

Next to the gliding chair, which my father assembled (I bring this up not out of pride but as a clear warning to avoid sitting in it, that man can barely assemble a glass of water....), you'll notice my pals. Since Daddy has his own doll collection, Mom says I could have some friends of my own.

My Digs

This is where I'll be sleeping. Note to all guests, the guest bedroom has been merged with the office. What can I say? Would you really want to share a room with me, with all the crying screaming and (if I take after my mother) snoring?

A Fellow Sioux

This is my new best friend, George Eastland. Besides thinking he's hot snot for being born first, he's the best friend a fetus like me could ask for. Additionally, he's my Godbrother, which makes him the Johnny Fontaine to my Sonny Corleone.

Women Be Talkin'!

My aunt nerds hosted a great shower for Momma yesterday. I got tons of neat stuff and had my first petit four...then I had about twenty more after that. All in all, it was probably one of the best days I've had so far here on the inside.

Bobby at Seven Months!

Fresh off her latest visit to the Doctor, here is Bobby's momma in the nursery: